ian is feeling a bit drowsy half way through watching a movie with mickey and mickey is like c’mon let’s get to bed. ian shakes his head like nah i’m fine i’m awake. seconds later he’s passed out, and mickey hoist him up off the couch so he’s got his arms under his…
Percy Jackson vs. Hercules
- Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
- Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
- Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
- Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
- Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
- Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
- Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
- Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
- Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
- Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
- Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
- Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
- Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
- Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
- Hercules: I --
- Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
- Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
- Percy: Been there.
- Hercules: The minotaur --
- Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
- Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
- Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
- Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
- Percy: Well, we done here?
- Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
- Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
- Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*